The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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