OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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