I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
