i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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