On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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