You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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