NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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