he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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