So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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