i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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