Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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