yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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