How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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