...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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