I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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