I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I love black thongs
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
im calling her cock vulture from now on
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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