ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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