You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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