my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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