Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
People in love make me want to vomit
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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