She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
So. Much. Porn.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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