Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
where are my eyebrows?
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