I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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