your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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