defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm sobbing to NWA
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
