i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Randomize