whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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