Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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