only if we run a train.
done.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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