i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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