I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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