do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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