Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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