Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
