I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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