We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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