The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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