omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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