Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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