Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Randomize
