Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
The best revenge is premature balding
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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