the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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