Just took my morning after pill in the library
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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