flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Two words: nipple clamps
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