i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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