Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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