I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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