glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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