Just cropdusted the office
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
is it fun? or sober?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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