So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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