Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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