so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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