I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Randomize
